It has been brought to my attention by my hardcore regular, that my twitter depicts me enjoying a gin and tonic far too often. He feels that those who do not know me well enough yet will think I am a piss head. Lol which is n... (click for full article)

If you wake up on the morning of our booking feeling in any way unwell, then please send me a cancellation fee of �£50 via an amazon gift card voucher sent to my email address, cancel the booking, and get well soon.Firstly, ... (click for full article)

Being merry is one thing. Completely getting plastered to the point of not being able to perform, or even be understood by fellow humans, is quite another.   Being not able to perform would be fine…if you di... (click for full article)

"Massaging a shapely hot bum with lube, a mass of flesh so firm & so pert, extending down to those dancer legs...so slim, yet so firm & robust they could crush me like a nutcracker."   Mr Bumlust is a part... (click for full article)

"I contradict myself, I am large, I contain multitudes."        - Walt Whitman   The trembling & perspiring neo-conservative stiff-upper-lip establishment-type Anglo-Ir... (click for full article)

His Christmas Bonus was wisely invested on an epic 24-hour session at the sumptuous 'Hotel 41' on Buckingham Palace Road.One guy, one constant lady (i.e. myself) & six visiting girls throughout the day and night.   A ... (click for full article)