Mr Peach Fur

8th July 2017

Mr Peach Fur

Oh, you rotter! You know how I hate mess in my boudoir! What were you thinking bringing me mixed-berries, chocolate & a medley of other high-stain-potential items?!

I'm not saying the food sex wasn't fun, delicious even. Only that the resultant clean up & dry cleaning bill was not.

When I said I was dirty, I meant cognitively & behaviourally. But most definitely not laundromatically.

It was fun though, that I can't deny.

See you soon Mr Peach Fur, sans the sauce.