Everything In Moderation, Including Moderation

25th December 2017

Everything In Moderation, Including Moderation

It
has been brought to my attention by my hardcore regular, that my
twitter depicts me enjoying a gin and tonic far too often. He feels that
those who do not know me well enough yet will think I am a piss head.
Lol which is not true.

The
reality, as he well knows, is that sometimes I will drink in our
booking and a lot of the times I stick to water or genmaicha green tea
from kusmi. (product placement alert…)
 
  
I
did not think that reflecting a complete and true representation of my
fluid ingestion would make an exhilarating read for my followers. I omit
the boring bits, and simply report the crazy tipsy evenings.
 
  
And that’s how my twitter shall remain, my dear regular! 
 
I
can’t show my gents the REAL me! What next, tell them that I wear brora
cashmere socks to go to bed at night?! Don’t be ludicrous.

My
fans need to believe I am in a constant state of “Chanel”, or else this
entire site will burst into flames & implode with a lewd sounding 'pop!'